Good lord, Nanowrimo has started. This means I'm using all 1, 667 words allotted to me per day to write installments of crap on this thing called a "novel." All I can say to that is: Bwaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha!! There is no novel here! There are only words, heaping mounds of words that are culminating in something very, very b...o...r...i...n...g. You'd think a dead clown would garner more interest as a character, but no.
My initial plan was to put excerpts from my "novel" onto my blog, thus killing two birds with one stone. Decorum and some small ember of remaining pride keeps me from doing so, however. Instead, let me offer you this:
http://www.wlwt.com/news/14494529/detail.html
Believe me, you'll find it not only more entertaining, but also educational.
6 comments:
Okay, what does this say about Moi, that "Bully Proof" initially read as underwear a pit bull won't chew up when left wantonly on the floor?
And Dahlink, don't worry. I'm seriously bonking my head over this NaNo thing. Whose bright idear was this anyway?
IM WRITING A NOVEL TOO!
i can't even write a grocery list now, so kudos to all you novelists.
zak's novel will be *extra* readable after he has added the cars jumping over ravines full of Orb Weavers and nucular hazards.
Howdy Sweet Pea,
jes' gotta say youse hilarious--read yore Beau in the Know and chirped out loud.
SO now I'se fumblin' around trying to figger out what NaNo is ...but whatever youse writin', the funny bidness is a good hook.
Moi: The subconscious is whack, man. It will lead you willy-nilly wherever it wants to go, no matter what your rational brain thinks. It keeps life interesting as long as you're not invested in appearing sane or competent.
zak: Please, please, send me an excerpt. I dare you. Not over 500 words, please, my attention span is short.
aj: I'll write you're grocery list: velveeta cheese, porchwhine, and some of those little tiny marshmallows. There.
Aunty Belle: Hello, and thanks for the shout out! When I first saw your comment I thought it was from my brother, masquerading as our great aunt. I tracked down your blog, though, and decided that even he wouldn't go to such lengths to fool me. (Mostly because he'd wouldn't have to--I am very easily fooled, with little effort required.) Welcome, glad to have you!
spot on, with the grocery list there. nailed it. extry kudos.
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