I think my best self lives
in my stomach,
she said, & only comes
out around the
hors d'oeuvres
at parties. I think
you can tell a lot
about people from
the hors d'oeuvres.
I nodded & hid my
Vienna sausage in a big
plant in the hall
& avoided her for
the rest of the evening.
*From the Story People people
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oh yeah, I totally get that, uh huh.
Mmmmphfmmph. Burp. Hic.
What?
why you lazy assed little blog shirker--you've ditched us and gone exmas shopping.
do Weinermobile jokes qualify as hors d'oeuvre commentary? 'cuz that's what we did at my house last night.
on an unrelated note (AJ *cares*), i put 550 tiny LED lights on our exmas tree last night. please help me or shoot me, and soon.
I see AJ's baaaaaack. I was getting worried.
i've been out for a couple of weeks, yorking on the bed.
I say welcome back to *everybody,* but especially aj. 'Cause he's spey-shul. And aj, the answer to all your questions, but especially the Weinermobile one, is, "Yes." Now git off your yorking ass and git in the car, 'cause it's *exmas!*
yes'm.
** starts car, which yorks violently at him **
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