Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Nancy Kerrigan, Where Are You When I Need You?!

Well, crap, I just wrote a fascinating blog about the fact that I'm leaving for Disney World tomorrow, but since I tried to link it up all fancy-wise to a youtube video of some guy yelling, "I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD," it got lost in cyberspace.

Whatever, dudes, I'm going to Disney World on bidness (squirrel bidness, Moi) and then on to Texas to meet up with my freaky family and bask in the aftermath of Hurricane Dolly. So I'll see you laters, alligators. Peace out.

Love,
Wicked

p.s. Expect mouse-shaped baby in about 9 months. That Mickey is HAWT!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

i thought you were planning on having Tonya Harding's baby. now it's all Mickey this and Mickey that, and he's *not* going to ask you to move in with him like you think he is; he is Just Too Busy, if you know what i mean. and he can't even skate right!

and Mickey never kicked Alejandra Lopez's ass in a boxing ring in tulsa, oklahoma. yeah...guess who did...c'mon, you know you want her.

oh hell, i'm packing up and going to Tonya World RIGHT NOW. if you won't have her baby, i sure will. you can go have "fun" with "Mickey".

Doris Rose said...

Bon Aduce, eat lots of Blue Bell and drink lots of Blue Ribbon (haha)see ya soon.

moi said...

Disney is the Devil. Just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

Disney *is* the devil, and I just keep getting warmer and warmer for Tonya.

And neither will humor me, ever.