Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Things That Really Make You Look at Your Life

A screaming five-year-old threw a spork at me today.

I am just saying is all.

4 comments:

Doris Rose said...

a spork.amazing.

moi said...

Well, look at it this way: could have been a car bomb. Or a vomit ball.

Anonymous said...

a properly reared screaming five-year-old would have thrown a spork *to* you.

Wicked Thistle said...

DR: I know. I KNOW!!

Moi: That creaking sound you just heard was the opening of Wicked's vernacular to accept the term "vomit ball." I am *so* going to be using that term tomorrow in preschool. From a safe distance.

aj: i swear to dawg, you never fail to enlighten me and change the whole course of my thinking. he threw the spork to me; he threw the spork *to* me! tomorrow i'm going to throw a vomit ball to him.