Meet Some of the Fam

Check out this Supersonic Hulk man-child! During the day, he's my great-nephew; at night, he becomes a big ol' heapin' pile of burly cuteness who terrorizes his family by threatening to vacuum and make them lanyards. Eek!



Awwww, would you just look at these muffins? These are the younger siblings of yon Hulk man. Doesn't Mr. Boy there look so sweet? Don't you think he's just the sweetest big brother ever? He looks like he's just about ready to plant a widdle butterfly kiss on his sister's head, doesn't he?

He wasn't. Trust me.

This is my niece Katie's Play-doh version of a snake. Um, is it just me, or does it kinda look like a....oh, never mind. Let's forget I even brought it up. Moving right along....



This is my great aunt. She was sister to the great aunt who just recently turned in her time sheet. All I can say about this woman is: Fab.u.lous!! She taught me, without ever saying a word, that a woman should never leave the house without her mascara. She was on the cover of a magazine once. She was ultra-fab-way-out-coolio.


This is Weird Annie. She belongs to my mother. She ain't right.


This is my brother Mark's armpit. He ain't right, neither. I hope you are not too grossed out by this picture; maybe it will help to know that it was a choice between this and a picture of his toe fungus. The take home message here? Never leave your camera unattended while your brothers are around.


More sweetie sweetness. This picture, taken several years ago, is of my nephew and niece (kids of different brothers). To further confuse you, the nephew pictured here is uncle to the earlier pictured Hulk. Got it? I'd draw you a picture, but it prolly wouldn't help.

My uncles.

Sigh...