It is a French chef starfish and it is going, "Meh, ce qui soin de I, si les Américains stupides ne mangeront pas l'escargot. Laissez-les manger le gâteau, puis!"
aj, flaming potato peeler: BWAAAA HA HA HA HA!!! I was leaning toward starfish porn, but *this* was so much better. I couldn't breathe for 10 minutes after I read you're comment, I was snorting so hard. Well, to be perfectly honest, I didn't get it the first time I read it. But the SECOND time--oh, yeah, that's when the laughs just came rolling in! I think I peed myself a little.
DR: But *who* punched the starfish? And *why?* And is there not one single place on our humongous planet where a little peace can reign? (a little peace--a little piece--HA! i have brought it back to starfish sex! 10 points for wicked!)
Moi: Thank heavens for babelfish, which tells me that our sweet 5-limbed sea creature sez, "Meh, which care of I, Si the stupid Americans will not eat snail. Let eat them the cake, then!" I could not agree more. And when you're president, will you make a small space somewhere for some peace? Thank you.
i went to babelfish before realizing that el wickedo beat me there.
so i'm watching the stahfish wish for the sex, eating my grilled cheese samwich (tamped down with a delicious slice of snail cake)...suddenly the question occurs to me: is there such thing as a stahfish donkey punch?
and in no time at all, which is the greatest charm of babelfish, i had gone from english to french and back to english again.**
"The punch of a stahfish like an ass did not bring any relief to me."
where *i* work, a "456" actually involves precious work time.
"dude, your down on a User 456, you'd better restart you're PSB and try it again."
which of course is my cue to go waste time on teh interweb.
[where RZ Studios does their ugly business at youcannotsueus dot com! puuuuuuuure evil. R and Z love nothing quite so much as being plugged on wicked's blog.]
You dummies are all wrong and too involved in your lower chakras! The starfish has obviously been seized by the Spirit during a deepsea charismatic church service!
aj: Le poinçon d'un stahfish comme un âne ne m'a apporté aucun soulagement. And yes, I have clicked upon your "aj" and been horrified by what I have seen there. Please...get help for those boys. Or at least paying work.
Moi: Mmm..I love time-wasting. It just feels so *right.*
DR: Sigh...it's always about sex, isn't it, even in the oceanic world?
afanny: I think our little starfish's Spirit Seizure happened after a good forehead-thwacking from Pastor Seahorse. Was he cleansed and purified? Can ya say Jay-sus? Amen, sister.
Management would like to thank you all for your excellent contributions to this blog. Lawd knows it would fall apart without you.
DR: And that count didn't even take into consideration my awesome (and certified) ability to take a kid DOWN with nothing more than a squeeze and a sharp hip bone.
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starfissionary position.
just got punched in his tiny starfish belly.
It is a French chef starfish and it is going, "Meh, ce qui soin de I, si les Américains stupides ne mangeront pas l'escargot. Laissez-les manger le gâteau, puis!"
aj, flaming potato peeler: BWAAAA HA HA HA HA!!! I was leaning toward starfish porn, but *this* was so much better. I couldn't breathe for 10 minutes after I read you're comment, I was snorting so hard. Well, to be perfectly honest, I didn't get it the first time I read it. But the SECOND time--oh, yeah, that's when the laughs just came rolling in! I think I peed myself a little.
DR: But *who* punched the starfish? And *why?* And is there not one single place on our humongous planet where a little peace can reign? (a little peace--a little piece--HA! i have brought it back to starfish sex! 10 points for wicked!)
Moi: Thank heavens for babelfish, which tells me that our sweet 5-limbed sea creature sez, "Meh, which care of I, Si the stupid Americans will not eat snail. Let eat them the cake, then!"
I could not agree more. And when you're president, will you make a small space somewhere for some peace? Thank you.
i went to babelfish before realizing that el wickedo beat me there.
so i'm watching the stahfish wish for the sex, eating my grilled cheese samwich (tamped down with a delicious slice of snail cake)...suddenly the question occurs to me: is there such thing as a stahfish donkey punch?
and in no time at all, which is the greatest charm of babelfish, i had gone from english to french and back to english again.**
"The punch of a stahfish like an ass did not bring any relief to me."
that is SO true.
** you all share my habit. don't lie.
Oh lord. Method #456 to waste precious work time on the Innernets.
where *i* work, a "456" actually involves precious work time.
"dude, your down on a User 456, you'd better restart you're PSB and try it again."
which of course is my cue to go waste time on teh interweb.
[where RZ Studios does their ugly business at youcannotsueus dot com! puuuuuuuure evil. R and Z love nothing quite so much as being plugged on wicked's blog.]
well, actually, the way I heard it...the widdle starfish tried to hit on another starfish and got gobsmacked.there's always more to the story...
yeah, starfish + bar drinks = bad.
You dummies are all wrong and too involved in your lower chakras! The starfish has obviously been seized by the Spirit during a deepsea charismatic church service!
You big bunch of freaks. I love you all.
aj: Le poinçon d'un stahfish comme un âne ne m'a apporté aucun soulagement. And yes, I have clicked upon your "aj" and been horrified by what I have seen there. Please...get help for those boys. Or at least paying work.
Moi: Mmm..I love time-wasting. It just feels so *right.*
DR: Sigh...it's always about sex, isn't it, even in the oceanic world?
afanny: I think our little starfish's Spirit Seizure happened after a good forehead-thwacking from Pastor Seahorse. Was he cleansed and purified? Can ya say Jay-sus? Amen, sister.
Management would like to thank you all for your excellent contributions to this blog. Lawd knows it would fall apart without you.
OMG 18!!! clearly your outdoor duty has paid off. I am no longer afraid to travel with you, whew.
DR: And that count didn't even take into consideration my awesome (and certified) ability to take a kid DOWN with nothing more than a squeeze and a sharp hip bone.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, i can't feel my lower chakra.
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